A caller reported “yelling, screaming and items being broken.” Police said two friends were arm wrestling and broke a table. 

WHY DID THE TURTLE CROSS THE ROAD?

A caller reported a large turtle crossing the road. Police moved the turtle out of the roadway because it was “large and causing traffic to stop for it.” 

IF AT FIRST YOU DON’T SUCCEED, GO SHOPPING

A woman flagged down police and said she had been escorted out of a business while trying to collect signatures for a petition. The woman planned to re-enter the store to apologize, then shop.

LOOK COOL WHILE WAITING

A caller reported a traffic light took 10 minutes to change when he was on his motorcycle. Police said the traffic lights do not always detect motorcycles. 

MAYBE I LOST IT AT THE PARK

Police checked on two vehicles at a park. The occupants were attempting to locate a missing wedding ring.