MISSING

A caller reported hearing a woman calling the name “Damien” repeatedly and said they were concerned something was wrong. Police said the woman was looking for her yellow Labrador retriever named Damien. 

YOU SAY POTATO, I SAY T.P.

A caller reported hearing a cannon near her residence that was so loud it was shaking her residence. Police determined the “cannon” was a “long tubular device that the subjects were blasting toilet paper out of with gun powder.”

SNAKES ALIVE!

A caller reported a four-foot long snake in his house. 

BACK TO DRIVER EDUCATION

A caller reported a neighbor yelling and criticizing the way her car was parked.

NO KOKOMO?

A caller reported someone using her bank card in Aruba. 

IT’S A BIRD, IT’S A PLANE, NO…IT’S A CHIHUAHUA

A caller reported a small dog, possibly a Chihuahua, stuck on a roof. The caller thought it jumped out of the window and couldn’t get back in.

WASHING UNMENTIONABLES

A caller stated there is a cat in the laundry room that chased him out. 

OUT OF QUARTERS

A caller advised her washing machine was stolen.

FASHION INTERVENTION NEEDED

A caller complained a female was urinating on her property. The female was described as wearing white shorts, black underwear and pink shirt.

TOO MANY FRENCH FRIES

A caller reported an injured or sick seagull in the parking lot. The bird was sitting in the parking lot with its eyes closed, but breathing.

TIME FOR A REAL FENCE

A caller reported her dog escaped past an invisible fence during a thunderstorm.

DON’T DRINK IT

A caller reported her water was brown and was concerned. Police said it was a water company issue and contacted a company representative.