Sleeping is dangerous
A caller reported he woke up to find his shoulder was dislocated.

Ghost driver?
A woman reported an unoccupied car crashed through her fence and into the yard. Officers determined the car rolled out of a driveway across the street.

Timber …
A caller reported someone cut down a pine tree on his property. Officers determined people collecting campfire wood took a fallen tree and did not realize they were on private property. The officer also found they did not cut the tree down.

Call a taxi
A man reported two women followed him home from a bar and tried to kick in his door. One of the women told police she was mad the man wouldn’t give her a ride home.

Snow shuffle
A man called police to report his neighbor had piled snow in front of his garage. The neighbor told police the caller had put snow on the sidewalk so he moved it back onto his property.

Ouch
A caller reported a car hit a snow bank and was left partially on the road near the hospital. Police said the driver was driving himself to the hospital after cutting a piece of his finger off with a snow blower.

A key would help
A caller reported seeing two people break into a house using a crowbar and hammers. A responding officer found the house is in foreclosure and the people had a work order to winterize the property.